Today was such a good day and now I just want to curl up and sleep ugh

dollyfarton:

ineedmasculism:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

I need masculism because I am afraid.

you should be

(via camillesaurus)

This waiter at Applebees, white as can be, came up to our table and was like “What’s poppin’ ladies, everything a’ight for you?”

And then kept coming back and sat next to us asking if we wanted a box and talking about chicken and he wouldn’t leave.

He wasn’t even our waiter?